Tour Stop 1: Wurst. Crowd. Ever.

Game Number 1
Germany vs. Costa Rica, East Side Restaurant in New Britain

June 9, 2006

wc1b.jpgI was a bit fearful as to how this day would turn out, as I had no idea whether or not the places I planned on going would be as soccer-friendly as I’d hoped. We Americans are always told that the rest of the world loves soccer, right? So wouldn’t you think that the ethnic bars and restaurants whose countries were playing would be hopping? First stop: East Side Restaurant in New Britain, CT.

The East Side is a rather large and very well-reviewed German joint. The portions of food are ginormous, the beers bigger. When you get one of these monstrosities above, a guy appears out of nowhere and regales you with the “Ticky tocky ticky tocky oi-oi-oi” chant. Then they put stupid hats on you. Yes, even at 1 in the afternoon. So enough about the venue, what about the soccer?

Yeah, well… consider the German experiment a failure. My potato pancakes were good as was Ed’s bratwurst; and the waitress was, um, interesting. But the East Side did away with their bar area! So we were forced to watch the tiny TV screen in a booth in a restaurant filled with the bus of elderly folks from a nearby retirement home. (Not kidding.) No one cared about the game but one waitress and one random guy. And yet, we had fun.

Guten Tag! It looked promising from the outside…

…And had a giant beautiful mural of Munich inside

No crowd, tiny TV, but Ed still had his weiner

This was it. Me, Ed, and some badly dressed old guy watching the game.

Ed celebrates the 4-2 German victory with a waitress

And that was that. The world’s biggest sporting event was off and running with a whimper. The next stop had to be better. Afterall, New Britain is known locally as New Britski because of its massive Polish population. We paid our bill and drove 2 miles across town to “Little Poland.”

To entirely different scene… On to Tour Stop # 2: POLSKA!

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